30 Days of Night (2007)
1 out of 5
Certain movies are bad, but fun to watch. They have poor acting but are usually so-bad-they're-funny, or they have some redeemable scenes (be them action or sex scenes). 30 Days of Night flirts with these ideas, but doesn't make the cut. 30 Days of Night is a movie that has breakfast with Ghost Rider and Soul Plane. These are those "certain movies" that are just plain bad.
The movie is about vampires that attack an Alaskan town during the time the sun is below the horizon. The movie manages to use a bunch of cliché's and neglects to even use them interestingly. There's the little girl vampire (and the scene where one of the characters says that 'it was just a kid'), running to the grocery store amidst danger to stock up, and we mustn't forget the dead-beat brother who provides a heroic deed at the end! Again, these cliché's wouldn't be awful if they at least breathed some sort of life into them. 28 Days Later wasn't based on a huge amount of originality, but it used and altered it's genre's cliché's and it came out successfully.
The movie doesn't focus all it's efforts on it's actions, so you're left to care for the characters. But it's all forced. None of the characters are interesting or worth caring for. The movie also swims in Darkness Falls territory, introducing characters just so they can kill them off. The only person worth watching on the screen is Ben Foster, until you realize that his accent and teeth are pretty much straight out of 3:10 to Yuma.
The color of the entire film is very fitting, but there are few other things to look forward to visually. One good thing I can say is that sometimes I think the editor forgot to cut every 4 seconds and let some shots linger for a little so we see the vampires creeping up on some characters, rather than a high frame rate close up of the vampire lunging towards the character. I don't mind that kind of style, it's usually pretty fitting, but it's nice to change it up every so often. It gets a little tedious.
Though maybe that's fitting, because after an hour and a half of not caring about the characters with still another half left to go, things get pretty dull. Aside from the actual length of the movie, another gripe is that the story is supposed to take place over 30 days, but it really just seems like one long day. Aside from the fact that it's always night, the characters don't interact with each other any differently. It just seems like one continuous story. It's too quick. Sure, there is the text saying what day it is every so often, and beards grow, but there needs to be something more visual and less subtle to indicate passage of time. It would be interesting to see these people sleep or eat, to do something human.
Some will say it's an homage to other movies or media like this, but that's nothing but an excuse. Kill Bill was a complete homage but it was enjoyable and still artistically original. This film is neither fun nor deep nor a work of art. What it is is a waste of time. 30 Days of Night is 113 Minutes of Trite.
